I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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