so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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