hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
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found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
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Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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