Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
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I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
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I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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