shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
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i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
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I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
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It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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