some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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