love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
