I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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