dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
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Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
She made me pour olive oil on her.
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The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Just puked most of my soul out..
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