hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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