Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
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Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
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Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
that may or may not have been my penis.
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