Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
porn star boner night. come get it.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Randomize
