My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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