so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
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I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
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Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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