How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
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Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
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Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
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