she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
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i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
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Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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