I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
A+ Viking dick
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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