Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
My brain says no but my pants say off.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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