I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
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