Say something about gay babies.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
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I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
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I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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