the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
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his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
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I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I can feel your judgement through the phone
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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