They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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