u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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