He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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