i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
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you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize