she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
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So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
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I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I had to cum in my sink.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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