The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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