its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
ok first of all what the fuck
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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