sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
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