we're blogging at a bar
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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