? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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