Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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