: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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