If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
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I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
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I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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