No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
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He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
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There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
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