How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
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Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
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Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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