I wanna passion pit in your ass
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
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I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
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Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
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