You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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