My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
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you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
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I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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