dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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