found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
too bad you live with your parents still
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
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Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
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I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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