I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Randomize
