NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
it's like iHOP with fire
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
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To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
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Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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