Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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