I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
