I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I will be naked everywhere
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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