big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
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I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
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Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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