Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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