was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
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Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
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He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
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