Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"