So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
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I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
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I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
as a side note pls kill me
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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