i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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