I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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