she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
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The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
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I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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