belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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