doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
