For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
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What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
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Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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