haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
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Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
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There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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